GERI

I really wish she had no success. I'm very sorry but I really do dislike her. She is attempting to get rid of her thick tart image which she gained when she was with the Spice Girls, but her new 'intelligent' appearance but it just doesn't convince me. She is trying, okay, but she is still as thick as a plank. She is still Ginger Spice of the Spice Girls. I bet she still has her own little private farting contests in bed. She does annoy me. I mean she has tryed to sound intelligent by useing as many long words as possible in her new(ish) song:

GOOD LOOKING BAD TASTING FULL-BODIED BUTT WASTED LOOSE LIVING TIGHT-FITTING WHAT YOU SEE AIN'T WHAT YOU ARE GETTTING BIG MAKE-UP LITTLE BREAK UP SHE WANTS IT HE'S GOT IT COLD BLOODED HOT GOSSIP SUPERFICIAL EXPECTATIONS LOOK AT ME, YOU CAN TAKE IT ALL BECAUSE THIS FACE IS FREE MAYBE NEXT TIME USE YOUR EYES AND LOOK AT ME I'M A DRAMA QUEEN IF THAT'S YOUR THING BABY I CAN EVEN DO REALITY FAKE MONEY REAL PLASTIC STUPID CUPID FANTASTIC QUEER THINKING STRAIGHT TALKING WHAT YOU SEE AIN'T WHAT YOU ARE GETTING FAST LOVING SLOW MOVING NO RHYTHM BUT I'M GROOVING OLD FEELING NEW BEGINNING SUPERFICIAL EXPECTATIONS SOMETIMES I DON'T RECOGNIZE MY OWN FACE I LOOK INSIDE MY EYES AND FIND DISGRACE MY LITTLE WHITE LIES TELL A STORY I SEE IT ALL, IT HAS NO GLORY HAH

Yeah whatever. Try and make sense of her.

Oh yeah and she sings like a man.

And she made a prat of herself during the Royal Variety Performance. Oh dear is all I can say. Oh and looooooook at me.